depsidase:

powerburial:

shout to all the people who were crushed by machines or got caught in some gears and it tore them apart or like they got trapped somewhere and drowned in something and shit like that

chucchy:

sacred-portal:

play-now-my-lord:

play-now-my-lord:

White Boy STUNS Waiter By Ordering Bread In Perfect Phyrgian After Being Raised In Total Linguistic Isolation By A Cruel And Inhumane Pharaoh

this one is gonna go over huge. people on here have definitely read herodotus

mauve-moth-machine:

cheddar-baby:

darkcomedies:

using tumblr age 14: i am going to end misogyny reblogging pastel art about choice feminism

using tumblr age 23: [in the tags of a poll] SPINACH SWEEP🔥🔥🍃💪🏼💯

offspring:

offspring:

ALAMY

kosmogrl:

hunklet:

people are like “no one wants to work anymore” when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color “red.” okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying “i <3 ivy.” okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don’t care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don’t care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you

himbofisher:

grox:

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

multibugorganism:

there really is just software out there that lets any musically inept person to become their own soundclown, no wonder it was permanently removed from stores

transfantasma:

catasters:

callisto-the-crestie:

On the reptile Facebook group I am fucking crying 😭😭😭😭😭 she’s a BEAUTIFUL MODEL

surskip:

this is killing me